Well rested: 4 1/2 hours of sleep max!
Best lunch EVER!: organic peanut butter on smooshed bread....forget the jelly, where's the jelly?
Accessible access: When either the driver side, or passenger side doors open with only one thing falling out.
Short car ride: not more than 10 hours duration....
Healthy breakfast: Anything on McDonald's "value meal" menu.
Healthy lunch: See above.
Great camping weather: a light sprinkle.
Excitement: "What's THAT smell?"
Great Excitement: "Who tooted?"
Greatest wonder: astonishment at every "toot"?
Most Greatest wonder: parents expect neatness in kids.
Comfortable: a mostly inflated air mattress
Very Comfortable: wiggle room for toes in the car.
Quiet: only 5 people screaming at once.
Clean toilet: Yeah! Sanitizer in the vault toilet!
Dirty: black tracks on bathroom floor.
Extremely dirty: skin runs black for at LEAST two minutes while showering.
Favorite perfume: Eau de Campfire.
Available scents: Earthy: Grand Canyon, Sensual: Redwood, Wild Beauty: Yellowstone
Early to bed: 11:30 PM
Sleeping in: 6:30 AM
My toothbrush: "Yes! It's dry!"
Clean underwear: "Turn it inside out"... repeat twice!
Relaxation: typing this....while enduring this.....
To be continued!....
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