Where's the Double Choc Chip cookies??

So, I've got some mediocre gas station coffee, I'm 61 miles from some booney-ville campsite, it's midnight, and John wouldn't let us check into the Regent Inn, 50 miles ago....he says it was for "ladies" servicing the truckers.  I DON"T THINK SO! ...

But here's the question of the hour, WHO'S GOT THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!

PS  You haven't experienced DARK until you've driven the SD prairie at midnight !  I guess I should feel thankful that I've been spared the view, (View?) tomorrow....